These are unpaid roles for credit only, in a free, all-volunteer podcast production.
Record your best takes for all lines and save them in one .mp3 file per character. Please do not clean or otherwise process your recordings.
Please name your files like so: CHARACTERNAME_YOURNAME.mp3.
If you have more than one audition (which is totally awesome and welcome) please zip them ALL in ONE folder.
Send to abvoiceartist@gmail.com.
Deadline for auditions is **SEPTEMBER 28!**
Trans/non-binary actors are welcome to audition for all roles!
NOTE: age ranges listed are for character voice/vocal tone, not the age of the actor.
ROLES FOR ANY GENDER:
Alex (Any age/any ethnicity/any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
A little sarcastic and tends toward the skeptical.
LINE 1: All right... but if it’s nasty inside, I’m leaving. And if it makes us sick, I’m throwing up in YOUR shoes, Chris.
LINE 2: I thought you said that you REMEMBER your favorite food, and -
Chris (Any age/any ethnicity/any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
Think adventurous! Open-minded! Hungry.
LINE 1: It’s an adventure! Look, we’ve done everything else this month; I’m in the mood to try something different.
LINE 2: So, what kind of food do you serve here? There wasn’t a menu outside.
Host (Any age/any ethnicity/any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
Courteous, but it’s clear they’ve given the standard spiel a thousand times…
LINE 1: Welcome to the Time Warp. Two for dinner?
LINE 2: Here at the Time Warp, we serve you any meal you have had before. All you need to do is to don one of these, and then think of your favorite food memory.
Tracy (Any age/any ethnicity/any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
Think hard-nosed and totally not interested in excuses.
LINE 1: Slip in, grab the pie, get back. And don’t snoop around.
LINE 2: Where’s the pie? The patrons are getting restless.
ROLES FOR WOMEN:
Talyss (Any age/any ethnicity/any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
Think wise beyond one’s years, but playful, and not that picky of an eater…
LINE 1: If you love him, you'll eat that.
LINE 2: Do you have a real reason to fear? You have not been injured. You are much larger than your prey and you--
Adria (Any age/any ethnicity/any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
A reluctant princess and a picky eater…though to be fair, she’s not used to her food moving quite that much…
LINE 1: That's not fair, you know I love him. He does too.
LINE 2: Do you have to call it prey?
Grandma (Age 50-60/Any ethnicity/Any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
Think everyone’s favorite grandma!
LINE 1: The critic will be here soon. This pie is my ticket to the big time!
ROLES FOR MEN:
Berwin (Any age/Any ethnicity/Any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
A hardworking, much put-upon waiter at Fallacy with a dry sense of humor.
LINE 1: I hope you had a great meal here at Fallacy, where our cuisine defies explanation!
LINE 2: Oh...that’s a ‘specialty dessert’ so you’ll have to sign a waiver absolving Fallacy of changes in the timeline as a result.
Berwin Jr. (Age 10-20/Any ethnicity/Any accent/Cis, NB, Trans)
He’s young. He’s eager. He’s really suspicious.
LINE 1: Stay away! Don’t make me...call for Grandma!
LINE 2: (skeptical) You look like a waiter.
